G David Schwartz

I Never Gave My Dad A Gift On Fathers Day

I never gave my dad a gift on fathers day

I am the one who made him day was all which I would say

And don't you think I am gift enough

Know what he said? "Huff huff huff

It Was Funny To Me

It was funny to me

That my buddy Harry

(This is really quite odd)

Grew old and became bald

A Camel Walking Into A Gas Station

A camel walked into a gas station

Over near Tel Aviv

He simple sat near a pump and

I would not rise to leave.

This Is The End

This is the end

Time to once more begin

With or like little children

Beginning into women and men